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Drop Dead Fred – Throwback Movie Review

s5G9umw7Bl9GkwmRlU78j3Uj3pR Guys if you don’t remember Drop Dead Fred then we can’t be friends. So my grandmother was going through storage and found a ton of my VHS’ so obviously I took them home pulled out my VHS Player (Yes I sitll have it, but it literally died the same night) and started to watch this movie again. I’ve probably seen it a billion times. I can quote the movie word for word… It’s absolutely one of my favorite movies of all time.

What’s it about? It came out in 1991 (I was 6) It’s about a girl who has an imaginary friend growing up because her mother basically hated her. Her mother locked away drop dead fred so she could never let him out. He finally came back once she went back to her mothers house and set him free. He returns to try to make her life “happy” again, but obviously does a lot of harm on the way. It’s definitely one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen as a child. Watching it now as I’m 30 it brought back so many memories. As soon as I started quoting lines from the movie to my sister she would reply with the next line. That’s how you know this movie impacted you. I definitely shouldn’t have been waching this movie at 6, but I’m glad I did!

From a Chick’s Perspective 5/5. This is my first throwback movie review so I hope you liked it! This movie is obviously one of my faves so I have ot give it a 5/5. Please go watch it. Even as an adult it’s pretty fucked up and hilarious

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Fred: Where is the dolls?

[Throws dolls at Elizabeth]

Fred: I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec.

[Makes the dolls say ‘Hello.’]

Fred: You’re gonna die!

[Screams and hits Jemima’s head against the door. Bites off Angelec’s head. Throws dolls]

Fred: Mr. Pooh!

[Makes Mr. Pooh say ‘Hello.’]

Fred: You die too!

[Makes Mr. Pooh say ‘No no no.’]

Fred: Yes yes yes.

[Screams and rips Mr. Pooh’s stuffing out while throwing the stuffing at Elizabeth]

Fred: [Makes Mr. Pooh scream ‘No! My intestines. Not my intestines!’]

[Spits on Mr. Pooh]

Elizabeth: [Whispers] I must be dreaming.

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OITNB Season 2

I finally watched it! I am so late on this, but damn there are way too many shows to catch up on. I heard a lot of mixed reviews as some were saying it was too slow of a season and it wasn’t as good as the first, but I loved it. I absolutely love the background stories, I loved hearing all their stories and HELLO RUBY ROSE!! She is just gorg!

Anyway I totally recommend watching this series as it’s hilarious, but it’s also really meaningful and honest at times where I catch myself wiping tears away. It also makes me want to go to jail to hang out with these girls haha. God knows this is not what prison is really like.

From a Chick’s Perspective 4/5 – Loved this season, love last season and can’t wait for the next season.

 

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Dumb and Dumber To – Movie Review

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Alright I’ve been looking forward to this sequel since they announced it. I almost lost my shit (See this post for reference). So since September I’ve waited to see this movie and FINALLY I watched it.

So obviously I wasn’t expecting it to be better than the original and I’m not even going to MENTION that shit storm movie they made called Dumb and Dumberer. WTF. But guys this movie was FUNNY! I was laughing so hard at parts. The story-line was absolutely ridiculous,but it was actually better than I expected. Jim And Jeff did not disappoint. You have to go in with very low expectations; which I’m sure everone will, but i’m telling you it’s funny and you’ll get a kick out of it.

From a Chick’s Perspective 3/5. GO watch it. It was worth it. Plus it’s Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. Two great and amazing actors. It’s obviously not the greatest movie, but it made me giggle.

 

Harry Dunne: This is my associate, Dr. Christmas.

Dr. Lewis Meldman: Christmas, as in the holiday?

Lloyd Christmas: No, as in the tree.

This made me laugh so hard.

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Sex Tape – Movie Review


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Sex Tape

This movie was actually pretty funny. Though at the end I asked my boyfriend “Was this movie like 2 hours long?” he replied “no, only an hour and a half.” It felt like it was never ending. There were just some parts they could of shortened… like him getting attacked by the dog (even though I was enjoying it) and the talk in the driveway of her boss’ house. That seemed unnecessarily too long.

I gotta say Cameron Diaz is still looking great although I’m wondering when she’ll start wearing more clothes than recently. She looks amazing, but I think we’ve all seen it enough now. I gotta give it up to Jason Segal though. He is a pretty funny guy. Looking forward to watching more movies he’s in.

I think Cameron Diaz’ next movie should be where she’s a coke head. She is pretty good at it hahahaha.

From a Chick’s Perspective Meh… 3/5. I probably won’t ever watch it again, but if you want a good giggle I say watch it. You’ll probably regret it, because it’s really not THAT funny, but there were some points I was laughing pretty hard. (cocaine scene).

tumblr_m3rpk0hgG31r39tbvo1_500Robby: Who has sex for three hours?

Jay: We did!

Robby: That’s the length of the movie “Lincoln”. You did the full Lincoln.

HA.

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22 Jump Street – Movie Review


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I have to admit I absolutely love Jonah Hill. I’m actually a bigger Jonah fan than a Channing fan. Shocking huh? But not in a “Oh he’s hot” kind of way(obviously) more like he’s a better and funnier actor.

Anyways…. This movie was pretty long and to be honest I can’t even remember the first one. It was basically the same movie but in College instead of High-school. The strange thing I didn’t get is why people kept mentioning how old they are. OLD PEOPLE CAN GO TO COLLEGE TOO. By old I mean like people in their late 20’s and early 30’s. That’s pretty old for college I guess…

Some of my favourite scenes:

1. The Bad Trip Vs the Good Trip. Channing dancing his ass off while Jonah is in a depressed state.

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2. All of the next movies they created at the end. (I guess this means there won’t be another Jump Street movie… thank god.) My favourite was the Video Game.

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3. Ice Cube freaking out at the Parents Meeting

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5. Last but by far my favourite. Jonah Hill doing a poetry slam. CYN-THI-A. (I think I laughed so hard at this cause my middle name is Cynthia HA!).

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From a Chick’s Perspective Overall It was alright. I give it a 3/5. I probably wouldn’t watch it again, but I would tell people to watch if if they’ve seen the first one already.

Captain Dicksons wife: So how did you and Doug meet?

Maya: We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.

Captain Dickson: Stalked you? And then what happened?

Maya: Then we hung out and watched a movie.

Maya: [pause for a second] Actually we watched it a couple times…

Captain Dickson: This is bullshit! Waiter! Can a black man get some water!

Schmidt: Someone get the man some water. He’s black, he’s been through a lot!

 

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A Million Ways to Die in the West – Movie Review

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Ugh this movie was so bad I was actually on Pinterest pinning lovely things while it was playing in the background. Even my boyfriend was doing something else while watching. There were some funny moments, but GOD what an awful movie. I adore Charlize Theron, but what was she thinking when she agreed to do this movie? Just because Seth McFarlane is funny with Family guy and other shows doesn’t mean he is gonna be funny in film; which he proved he should stick to 30 minute TV shows where they waste more air time than commercials.

I shouldn’t of expected much… I didn’t even like the movie Ted that much. Maybe this is just not my type of humour.

Anyways don’t bother watching it unless you are so bored you want to laugh at how horrible it is.

From a Chick’s Perspective I give this movie a 1/5. Don’t recommend it, and I will never EVER watch it again. Not even if you paid me.


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Albert: [Being offered a pot cookie by Anna] The last time somebody gave me one of these, I became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind

Ughhh so shit.

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The World’s End – Movie Review

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All I knew when I started watching this movie was the fact that there are these guys who go on a pub crawl. I was expecting it to be hilarious since it’s a bunch of drunk british guys, but I was NOT expecting the outcome of this movie. I don’t want to give anything away, so all I’m going to say is if you want a good laugh you must watch this movie. HILARIOUS. The actors are brilliant. Simon Pegg is a genius. And even though this move is actually so ridiculous the jokes and one liners made me want to watch it again.

From a Chick’s Perspective I give this movie a 4/5. I definitely have to recommend this one to my boyfriend and parents, because they will literally shit themselves with laughter. Plus they say “cunt” a lot and my mother always laughs way too hard when that word is said. HA!

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Trailer Below. I suggest watching the movie without looking at the trailer though.
Gary King: “Why don’t you just get in your rocket and fuck off back to legoland you cunt!”
Only one of the few golden lines in this movie.
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Bad Teacher – The TV Show?

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So I finally had the chance to watch the pilot for Bad Teacher. Now, I wasn’t the biggest fan of the movie but it was pretty funny. It would of been better without Justin Timberlake (just keeping singing and stop acting). Anyways I could be wrong, but I highly doubt this show will last. The acting is not the greatest especially the main character Ari Graynor. I’ve seen her in plenty movies and she can get a way better role than this, BUT Kristin Davis is in it and I looooooove her. Too bad her character is the rival, because she was super hot in Sex and the City. I can totally see her strutting her stuff in the future of this series… if it lasts.

I kinda love the Gym teacher he is great. The kids are annoying and I guess that’s how kids are today… poor things. So I’m guessing this TV show will just be a LONGER version of the movie? *SPOILER from the movie* doesn’t she just end up with the gym teacher out of love instead of looking for a rich hot divorcee? Huh.

Also, after watching the trailer this show actually looks really funny, but the pilot kinda ruined it for me. Who knows maybe I’ll watch it for shits and giggles. Pilots usually suck anyways.

Check out the Trailer:

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It premiered on April 24th on Global (Canada eh?)

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Dom Hemingway – Movie Review

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Guys if you’re looking for a movie to watch so you can laugh your ASS off then I definitely recommend this one. My boyfriend and I had no idea what this movie was about when we started watching it. Hell, I work in a movie related company and never heard of it. So we put it on and boom I get Jude Law, Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones) and the dude from the Spice Girls Movie (Richard E. Grant). AMAZING!

This had to be one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. Due to my love for British Humor I was DYING at so many parts I’ll definitely have to watch this movie again just for the amount of shit I missed.

Also I have to say what a great performance by Jude Law. Unbelievable work. Also he kinda looks like Gerard Butler in 300 when he get’s angry…

Perfect poster art as well. *mini spoiler* when I saw the monkey pictures during the movie I actually had to pause it and just laugh. Then I understood the box art after searching for it. Otherwise it’s just confusing as hell.

From a Chick’s Perspective I give this movie a 5/5. I will probably watch it 10 more times just due to introducing it to others or for days when there is nothing else and I need a good giggle. This movie was obviously not promoted well in Canada. I don’t even know what company released it here. I’m off to do some digging.

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Please watch this trailer for all the F-BOMBS you will enjoy during this 1.5 hour movie.
Dom Hemingway: “Is that my grandson?”
Hugh: “His name’s Juwara.”
Dom Hemingway: “Are you kidding?”
Hugh: “It means peace-loving.”
Dom Hemingway: “I’m Dom. Dom’s English for unlucky son of a bitch.”
Oh I need to find better quotes, but there are none online. I’ll update this later 😛
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The Hangover Part III – Movie Review

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Any movie with Hanson’s MMMBOP being featured has to be amazing right?!?!  Haha.

I know, I know, no one wanted this movie to happen. The first one was so epic, but the second one was annoying and pretty much a waste.  But seriously how many times can men screw up… Oh nevermind there should be 100 of these. I’m not gonna lie I did laugh at a lot at the movie. Mr. Chow is hilariously funny and hell I’ll watch anything with Zach Galifianakis in it. I’m glad the story line was different than their typical we got drugged, went crazy and can’t remember anything.

From a Chick’s Perspective I give this movie a 3/5. Obviously it’s not the best movie ever, but hey it made me laugh and that’s all that matters.

 

Alan: We can’t be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.

Mr. Chow: Yeah, but that’s the point! It’s funny!

hahahahaha ❤
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